Willie Brown took the American flag
Turned it into a shopping bag
Come on baby let’s go downtown
City Lights, a drink at Specs
Have some Chinese food or Mex
And spread a few dollars around

Gray Davis told the National Guard
Stand on the bridge and look real hard
At every SUV Frisco bound
Might be nothing you can do
But the camo’ed sight of you
Will spread a few dollars around

Rudy went to ground zero,
turned into a national hero
Only yesterday he was a clown
Talks the talk, walks the walk,
Come on to New Yawk New Yawk
And spread a few dollars around

George Bush is shrewd and bold
Don’t talk down to an 8-year old
About the evildoers underground
Take a pen, write a card
To a pen pal in Kandahar
Spread a few dollars around

Congress votes billions more
Whatever it takes gotta win the war
And keep the economy sound
Pay by card, pay by check
It’s all made in China so what the heck
Let’s spread a few dollars around

Willie Brown took the American flag
Turned it into a shopping bag
Come on baby let’s go downtown
Buy a bike, buy a yacht
Bring your card for medical pot
And spread a few dollars around